Traditionally Hollywood has used the January-February period to "dump" its worst movies on an unsuspecting public. Needless to say, one way to fight through the cinematic muck is to base your movie on Nascar. Here's some examples coming soon to a theater near you:
The Grey: 12 Nascar Camping World Truck Series fans try to make it through a 200-mile race, containing 80 Just for Men Touch of Grey commercials.
One for the Money: Intrepid explorer Brian "Frenchy" France tries to find the rarest of finds--a race team that made money withOUT starting and parking.
We Need to Talk about Kevin: A crew of RCR garage workers have a sit-down with Richard Childress, explaining that since he sold KHI, Kevin Harvick has refused to stop hanging around the shop.
The Woman in Black: Johana Long tries to figure out why she gets about 1% the attention of Danica Patrick, despite having about the same amount of talent. With Bob Guccione as "GoDaddy Executive".
The Innkeepers: When Mike Mackler (played by Morgan Freeman) checks into the cheapest hotel he can find in the Charlotte area, the hotel staff desperately tries to figure out what his problem is.
Big Miracle: Can Dover actually sell out one of its races this year? (Spoiler Alert: No)
The Vow: Nascar pledges to increase ethnic diversity in 2012 by showing such drivers as Aric Amirola and…um…well….
Undefeated: Documentary on Michael McDowell's attempt to break J.D. McDuffie's record of most races without a win.
Perfect Sense: Filmed version of Clint Bowyer's one-man show, in which he counts the money he made by moving to MWR.
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