That's right, Miss Coors Light--aka The Poor Man's Miss Sprint Cup--will be appearing this Friday at a store about 10 minutes from my place. I'm thinking of going, but what should I ask her? Here's a few ideas I've had:
--Wanna "Tap the Rockies"?
--In what landfill did you dump all the David Stremme merchandise?
--Is there a Miss Original Coors who's heavier but much more fun?
--In what landfill did you dump all the Dario Franchitti merchandise?
--If Danica Patrick gets the pole next year, will somebody be Mr. Coors Light?
--In what landfill did you dump all the Sterling Marlin merchandise?
--Do YOU come with the car?
--In what landfill did you dump all the Kyle Petty merchandise?
--OK, I understand, but does the restraining order have to be 100 feet?
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