Rulebook, Section 8.8j(r): "Bonus" points may be earned by Dal--er, certain dr--er, any driver for the Chase by fulfilling the following:
--Highest numbered car up to 89
--Most facial hair ever grown
--Most commercials appeared in saying "see-REEES"
--Played by Chad McCumbee in ESPN film
--Teammate to Mark Martin, Jeff Gordon, AND Jimmie Johnson
--Son of a 7-time champion (NOTE: Points negated by presence of ponytail)
--Least amount of wins (NOTE: Points negated by presence of man-boobs)
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