Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Carl Edwards vs. Tony Stewart--Tale O' The Tape

With two races to go, it looks like its coming down to two of the sport's best for the Sprint Cup Championship. Here's a comparison of the two before they go to Phoenix…and watch the championship be decided by a late-race caution caused by Robby Gordon…


Carl Edwards is known by the nicknames "Concrete Carl" and "Cousin Carl".

Tony Stewart is known by the nicknames "Smoke", "Smokey Jones", and "Smokey Johnson" (which sounds like what you get after a night with a hooker…don't ask how I know this.)


Carl Edwards is well-known for his physique, which resembles that of an NFL quarterback.

Tony Stewart is well-known for his physique, which resembles that of an NFL assistant coach.


Carl Edwards drives the #99, previously made famous by Jeff "The Mayor" Burton.

Tony Stewart drives the #14, previously made famous by Mike "Good Morning Miss" Bliss.


Carl Edwards is known for his trademark backflip, which was "borrowed" from Tyler Walker.

Tony Stewart is known for his trademark climbing of the catch-fence, "borrowed" from Helio Castroneves (who seemed to make the celebration "more funner").


Carl Edwards appeared on "24" with Kiefer Sutherland.

Tony Stewart appeared in a Burger King commercial with Carrot Top. Seriously.


Carl Edwards isn't Jimmie Johnson, which makes most fans happy.

Tony Stewart isn't Jimmie Johnson, which makes most fans happy.

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