Nascar was nice enough to let Kyle Busch attend today's race, even though he couldn't drive. So how did Kyle spend his afternoon? Let's see:
(All times EST, because the world revolves around the East Coast)
3:05pm--Walks from motorcoach to pit lane escorted by six security guards dressed as M&M characters
3:12pm--Agrees to interview with Marty Smith
3:13pm--Reneges after Smith says he'll start interview with, "So how does this affect Junior?"
3:16pm--Tries to hide tears at the start as 42 of the best drivers in the world and Josh Wise take the green flag
3:20pm--Begins pouting
3:55pm--Bugs crew chief for a piece of gum
4:01pm--Goes to media center
4:07pm--Annoys John Roberts with his terrible Dave Despain impression
4:08pm--Asked to leave media center
4:29pm--Goes to port-a-potty
4:30pm--Cries in port-a-potty
4:55pm--Goes back up to pit box, annoyed that no one asks him where he's been
5:03pm--Tries to juggle lug nuts
5:09pm--Nearly blinds self with lug nut to the eye
5:34pm--Uses pit laptop to look up pictures of his wife
5:35pm--Laptop confiscated by JD Gibbs
5:44pm--Paces around pit lane
6:01pm--Leaves early to beat traffic
6:02pm--Informed he can't drive his motorcoach across backstretch to leave until the race is over
6:08pm--Drums on motorcoach steering wheel, humming "Tik Tok" by Ke$ha
6:34pm--Finally leaves
6:35pm--Realizes that an entire race happened without him, and does one of those exaggerated uh-oh GULPs.
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