Well, its official: Brian Pattie is Clint Bowyer's crew chief in 2012. Buried beyond that earth-shattering headline is the news that Kurt Busch and Penske Racing have mutually parted ways. Reportedly, Penske will hire David Ragan to drive the 22 to a multitude of 21st-place finishes, but what about Kurt? What will HE be doing next year? Here's a look at his options:
Stewart-Hass: Just think about it--two skinny, petulant superstars sharing the #10 car. They could even share firesuits! Um, but hopefully they won't share bikinis.
Michael Waltrip Racing: Mikey always seems to find sponsorship when needed. Plus, if sponsorship for a fourth team CAN'T be found, he can get a job as Trippy, the MWR Mascot.
Roush Fenway: Just kidding.
IndyCar: Has-been racing series for a has-been driver?
Formula 1: It would be tough to find a ride for Kurt, but he'd fit right in with all the miserable millionaires who loathe the media.
Start and Park Team: Even though ESPN only does the 2nd-half of the Cup schedule, I'm sure that Dr. Jerry Punch would make sure he's there on pit road, smiling a huge smile, whenever Kurt pulled in after three laps with a "vibration".
Take a Year Off: This is the most-likely scenario, as it will give Kurt a chance to let this "blow over". Besides, it will mean that around October 2012 we'll get to see Kurt awkwardly serving as a guest commentator for ESPN, making pithy jokes about how making a pick against Brad Daughtery is a "tall order".
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