1. Carl Edwards--Carl will still have to think long and hard about that offer from Nemco Motorsports
2. Jimmie Johnson--What's more--average number of tire changes per race, or number of tire changers this season on JJ's crew?
3. Kevin Harvick--Delana says that a Cup more for KHI "isn't being planned". Sorry, JoLo.
4. Kyle Busch--Kyle has 666 points! He's the devil!
5. Matt Kenseth--Matt has 666 points! He's the devil's boring brother!
6. Kurt Busch--Kurt's the opposite of more DJ's--he only curses ON the radio.
7. Jeff Gordon--Jeff was charging through the field like Cole Trickle on Sunday. No word on if Ingrid was fretting in the pits next to Robert Duvall.
8. Ryan Newman--Ryan's strong showing has dramatically increased the public's awareness of CNC automation machines.
9. Tony Stewart--Ryan better not block Tony in the standings.
10. Dale Earnhardt Jr.--Junior was rambling about "some guy" blocking him in the pits. I get the feeling that "some guy" has finished ahead of Junior virtually every race the past 2 years.
11. Denny Hamlin--Dominating at Pocono, the most boring track on the schedule, is like dating every member of the chess team.
12. Paul Menard--That banjo music sounds jusssst a little bit less annoying this week.
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