The National Weather Service has confirmed the presence of nearly 88mph "WHEW"'s in the general vicinity of Nascar headquarters, starting shortly after the finish to Saturday Night's race.
"We first noticed them shortly after ESPN posted the entrants into the Chase for the Cup", said Chief Meteorologist Byron McCall. "We noticed the heaviest "WHEW"'s shortly after Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s name first appeared on the screen."
Experts state that the "WHEW"'s were likely caused by a high-pressure sales number to hit for t-shirt sales, combined with the fast-approaching Hurricane NFL. Furthermore, the "WHEW"s were said to be accompanied by localized "THANK GOD's" and "GET CONFIDENT, JUNIOR"s.
"We've already advised residents to prepare for the tornado-like yelling that can happen with a Dale Earnhardt Jr. win", McCall continued. "It may seem unlikely, but hey--they did have an earthquake on the East Coast a few weeks back."
In a related story, the city of Indianapolis remains under a Flash-Flood-of-Tears warning near Randy Bernard's house.
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