Wednesday, February 15, 2012

SummerShowdownSlam

While the WWE had THEIR big fight card last Sunday, we here at The Pits are working hard to bring you Nascar's biggest battles. Here's a preview of the scheduled bouts (card subject to change)

DARK MATCHES

"Front Row" Joe Nemechek (Managed by Robby Gordon) vs. Kevin "The Hard Way" Conway in an ExtenZe-on-a-pole Match.

The Overexposed (Michael "The Cat" Waltrip & Darrell "Boogity" Waltrip) vs. The Dangerously Underexposed ("Dig" Doug Ladd & Mike "The" Mackler)

PPV MATCHES

Women's Championship Match: Delana "Fire Suit Fireball" Harvick vs. The Masked Wrestler (no one knows who he/she is, only that he only seems to win when its raining)

Million-in-the-Bank Match: Paul Menard"burns" vs. Marcos Ambrose"before hoes" vs. "Bad" Brad Keselowski

Nascar's Sexiest Legends Pose-Off: Derrike "Two Wins" Cope vs. Jimmy "Two, um, totally legit, wins" Spencer

Fandemonium Match: As voted on by the fans, Kyle Busch takes on Mike Tyson (WARNING: Viewership may be extraordinarily high for this match)

Intercontinental Tire Match: Greg "The Biff" Biffle (with manager David Ragan) vs. Boris "Badenov" Said

World Title Match: Kurt "I'm Single, Ladies!" Busch vs. Jimmie "The Robot" Johnson

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