1a. See "WHITE FLAG" (Joe Nemechek only)
2. Time for former driver of #66 K-Mart car to yell inane catchphrase
3. Former national flag of Libya (Rare)
YELLOW FLAG: 1. Caution on race track
2. Robby Gordon on race track
3. That creepy Kevin Harvick SportsCenter commercial is playing again
RED FLAG: 1. Race stopped due to unsafe conditions
2. One of Mike Mackler's ex-girlfriends is nearby
3. Elderly garage worker ranting about commies again
BLUE FLAG WITH STRIPE: 1. Pull over to allow faster car to pass
2. Geoff, don't make us ban you from the Cup Series
3. Fine, don't make us ban you GEOFFERY…yeah, you happy now GEOFFERY?
4. HOORAAAAY BEER!!! (Colorblind drivers only)
BLACK FLAG: 1. Report to pits immediately
1a. Time for Andy Petree or Larry McReynolds to say "eventually if you don't report to the pits, they'll just stop scorin' you"
2. Insects flying around interior of car
3. Henry Rollins acting as Grand Marshall this week (Rare)
WHITE FLAG: 1. One lap to go
2. Warning--satellite team is surrendering sponsorship to much-larger "parent" team
3. This race brought to you by Clorox
CHECKERED FLAG: 1. Race is finished
2. Stare at this long enough and black, pulsating circles appear
3. Reference made to Richard Nixon's dog (Rare)
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