Now that Michael Annett has lost his driver's license for a year, one may be wondering how he's going to live his life? Well, that's what I'M here for! Michael, if you're reading this (and I know you are), here's some ways to get by without a drivers license:
--You're still allowed to drive in Nascar, as long as you have your Nascar license. So during the race, feel free to run some errands (get the groceries, head to the doctor, etc.). Its not like you have anything better to do.
--Just have your boss Rusty Wallace, a licensed pilot, fly you everywhere. Of course the downside is that you'll have to listen to his stories about how great of a sponsor MGD was and how the permed mullet should NEVER have gone out of style.
--Do what lots of other Americans are doing and carpool to work. Your teammate Steven Wallace would gladly give you a ride, as long as you chip in for gas and earplugs (for when Uncle Kenny comes along).
--Work from home! Remember that Little Debbie commercial where Kenny Schrader puts a cardboard cutout in his car? Well, if you can find a cardboard cutout of yourself, do the same (please don't just paste a picture of yourself over Kenny's face).
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