Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Homestead, CousinCarlCo Announce Concrete Resurfacing Plans

Shortly after the completion of the Kobalt Tools 500, Homestead-Miami Speedway announced a partnership with CousinCarlCo to completely resurface the track in concrete in time for Sunday's race.

"We're happy to announce that, thanks to our association with Ford, we were able to get a VERY competitive bid", Homestead spokesman Lonny Blake said at a hastily-assembled press conference. "They made us an offer we couldn't refuse, as they say."

Blake explained that while the bulk of the work will be done by CousinCarlCo, subcontractors will be brought in as well. Companies such as 99Construction, AflacResurfacing, and EdwardsConcrete are all expected to participate in the project.

"We weren't really looking at redoing the track so soon", Blake continued, clad completely in Kellogg's merchandise. "But again, CousinCarlCo was very insistent on getting the job done by Sunday at 2pm EST."

CousinCarlCo Chairman, CEO, and Foreman Carl Edwards was unavailable for comment, as he was busy buying all the Quickrete in Florida. However, he guaranteed in a press release that the job would be done in time.

"I…er, I mean, WE here at CousinCarlCo will get the job done", the release explained. "In addition, if we come up short in concrete, KensethUnlimited has offered to fill in any holes with Vickersite."

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