The Other Racin' Chef

Hey everybody, The Other Racin' Chef here to show you how to throw a patented Mike Mackler Racin' Party on a Saturday Night.

First, make sure that no one else is invited over--its a party for one. Then, you gotta dress to unimpress--boxers and a t-shirt are my recommendation, but feel free to add in some jorts or sweatsocks.

Now as far as the meal goes, you're gonna wanna grab some sour cream, but make sure its NOT reduced-fat. Then getcherself a packet of onion soup mix--here's the secret--use HALF as much sour cream as it says to. Stir it up on a plate, 'cause we both know that you don't want to wash out that bowl. Pair it with some potato chips and you're ready to go.

The drink portion of the meal is open to interpretation. I'd go with some flavored Mountain Dew to start, followed by a Yuengling Lager or Natty Boh. Remember--if its somewhat natural, don't drink it.

The next day you'll probably experience some terrible gas, a pounding headache, and a sense that you're wasting your life. That's a Mike Mackler party in a nutshell!