Regan Smith hit the wall VERY hard…and wasn't seriously hurt. Then, his hauler caught on fire…and wasn't seriously damaged. What other grey clouds will drift his way, only to have some silver linings, today?
6:16pm--The hauler, running way behind schedule, gets stuck in miles of traffic…but the crew finds a 30-pack of Budweiser that's only slightly smoke-damaged.
6:48pm--Still stuck in traffic…but the rear tire changer makes a hilarious "wake-up call" to Jimmie Johnson.
7:20pm--Finally moving down the highway, they mistakenly knock an AMC Gremlin off the side of the road…but the driver's a huge Simpsons fan, so he doesn't sue.
7:41pm--Stop for dinner at McDonald's and they're OUT of McNuggets…but the manager gives them extra Monopoly game pieces instead.
7:59pm--Radio station plays the 10th Adele song in 30 minutes…but that new Red Hot Chili Peppers song with the great bass line is coming up next.
8:34pm--Cop pulls the hauler over…but he's willing to re-enact the famous scene in Days of Thunder.
9:00pm--Jimmie Johnson prank calls them back, looking for a "Mike Hunt"… but they get him back by asking for a "S.I. Coverjinx".
9:19pm--Realize all the BS they went through today…but remember that they're safe, alive, and have a weirdo from Delaware writing about them.
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