Jeff Gordon's 85th win prompted the question: Hey, remember that group Fans Against Gordon? What ever happened to those guys? Well, actually that's two questions, but we've found out what's happened to (most of) their chief officers...
Earl Baxter, President: Went on to found Fans Against Stewart, Fans Against Jimmie Johnson, and Fans Against Rowdy. Time constraints forced him to cut back and run the less hate-intensive Fans Against Sorenson.
Lonny Blake, Vice-President: Was immediately expelled from the group upon throwing a FULL can of beer on the track at Talladega. Current whereabouts unknown.
Steve Collins, Secretary: Realized sometime in 2009 what the abbreviation for "Fans Against Gordon" was, began beating head against wall. Currently in brain trauma ward.
Andre "Dre" Dixon, Treasurer: Currently unemployed, said to be working on screenplay for "Days of Thunder 2: Wheeler Rising".
Chrissy Randle, Director of Communications: Under house arrest for stalking Hut Stricklin.
Ryan Drew, Director of Recruitment: Still claims membership, convinced that the Drive to End Hunger is a ploy by the elderly to brainwash America's youth into liking Cole Porter.
Mark Martin, Senior Member: Uh, ok, THIS is kinda awkward...
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