Nascar's best and brightest (and Martin Truex) celebrated Thanksgiving yesterday--here's a quick recap of how some of them spent their Turkey Days:
Kurt Busch: Mother Busch brought out the turkey, but Kurt said that he "…was ready to eat 10 f***ing minutes ago." Gramma Busch then smacked Kurt over the head. Again.
Kyle Busch: Sat in his room while Kurt's drama was going on, trying to figure out if "Generic Colorful Candy Shell Chocolate" could sponsor him next year.
Matt Kenseth: Worried if he'd be able to afford Thanksgiving Dinner next year without a sponsor, then remembered that he's a millionaire and light a cigar with a Kevin LePage diecast car.
Brian Vickers: Elbowed his sister. Repeatedly. Then claimed that it WASN'T retribution for her dating that guy who used to call him "Cryin' Sickers" in high school. Kicked out of the house, but claims that he has "plenty of options" for next year's dinner.
Mark Martin: Rehearsing line for next year's Aaron's commercial: "Wait a minute, I thought that I was the next Aaron's spokesperson!"
Michael Waltrip: Carving turkey for his special guest, The Girl from the Aaron's Commercials. Unfortunately she couldn't eat any, what with her arms and legs tied to the chair.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.: "I dunno…had a good dinner…food was alright…its just…really wanna win the turkey bowl football game…had a good run…gonna try and win…"
Joe Nemechek: Suffering from food poisoning after only cooking the turkey for five minutes.
Tony Stewart: Taking a break from steady diet of Schlitz, switching to Wild Turkey.
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