Shortly after crossing the finish line in first, Kurt Busch launched into a patented tirade over the radio, directed at this crew.
"Its about (BLANK)ing time, you sons of (BLANK)s. We finally got this piece of (BLANK) into victory lane. (BLANK) yeah!"
Busch continued his tirade during his burnout, saying, "Look at all that (BLANK)ing smoke, its like a monkey successfully (BLANK)ing a football out there. We're gonna light some (BLANK) up, man."
A thoroughly confused Steve Addington, Busch's crew chief/therapist, attempted to calm Busch down, but couldn't tell if his driver was happy or angry. Upon asking Busch how he felt, Busch yelled "I'm pulling into victory (BLANK)ing circle, how do you think I (BLANK)ing feel?!?"
After jumping out of his Pennzoil/Shell Dodge, Busch repeatedly slammed his fist against the roof, then threw a bottle of Pennzoil Ultra at his crew members. While maintaining a huge smile, he then proceeded to attempt to strangle ESPN Pit Reporter Dr. Jerry Punch.
"C'mere, Doc!", Busch yelled, "Ask your (BLANK)ing question, I'm right here, (BLANK)! C'mon, let's go!"
Busch was then presented with the Miles the Monster trophy, which he attempted to tear in half. After breaking both hands, he was admitted to Kent County Memorial Hospital.
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